Chapter 8, read, I have to say in a poor manner, but I did my best. I realise listening back to myself, how much I need elecution lessons, or perhaps I will just become a mute, like the Clown character in the new book I am writing: The Clown: The Deadly Grins. And perhaps I will just point at things that I need or want. So below is the video and also the text. Warning it does contain quite graphic descriptions of violence towards vegetables and pies. The address written in pe

And (spoiler alert), the last page... Charles and The White Witch, as imagined by a machine with a prosthetic intelligence. (It's not how I imagine them). GET A PHYSICAL COPY! or e-book: Before there was Chapter One there was in the beginning: Chapter Zero. If you didn't understand the funny accented voice of myself reading it, or you'd prefer to read it yourself adding in your own funny voices, then keep reading. ‘Tell me of your pain Charles.’ said the White Witch gently. T

So, I thought I'd do a little reading from the new book, even though I do cringe a little when I hear myself. I really need some elecution lessons... So, if you can understand it or endure my questionable perfomance: enjoy. Chapter One: Restraint & Persecution We always used to joke about how certain dishes were highly undesirable or foolish to attempt eating during a first date. Spaghetti, well for non-Italiens, for example. Clumsy attempts at trying to place mouthfuls of de